Beer Belly Tsunade (Commission) by assthethick on DeviantArt

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BEER BELLY!? HMPH, MY BODY PROCESSES ALCOHOL REALLY FAST, I COULD NEVER GAINWEIGHT!WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF, JIRAYA.

WOAH, MAYBE I SHOULD SLOW DOWN... BUT I SEE THERE'S STILL SOME BOTTLES WAITING FOR ME ON THE BAR SHELF...URP!OKAY, JUST ONEMORE!!BURP

THIS IS LIFE!!!

HNNGH, FEELS GOOD TO OPEN UP SOME SPACE...

HI, BOYS *MUNCH* YOU WANTED TO HIT ON ME OR SOMETHING? *GULP*I COULD BE YOUR MOM YA KNOW?

UHHH...NO THANKS.

MISS TSUNADE? UH... IT'S MORNING, WE HAVE TO CLOSE UP SHOP FOR TODAY... MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LEAVE? WE'LL HELP GET SOME PEOPLE TO HELP YOU UP...

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I'M *HIC* STILL NOT-Чер!!!

Peppeчер!

-SCUSE ME... I'M *HIC* NOT FINISHED! AS A MATTER OF FACT BRING ME *HIC* SOME MORE BOOZE!!